Savvy Stacy

Big Fun on a Small Budget


Filed under: Heath & Wellness — stacycolson @ 3:56 pm
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See todays deal on!


Great deal if you want to see if a gym is the right place for you.  The value of the personal training alone is well worth it if you don’t already belong to a club….heck even if you do…go take advantage of the personal training.

Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get 30 days of health club access, 30 days of tanning, and three 30-minute personal-training sessions at Anytime Fitness ($218 value). Your Groupon is valid at six locations.

Taking a holistic approach to health, Anytime Fitness focuses on helping people make lifestyle changes that include both nutrition and exercise. Your three personal-training sessions will get you familiar with the gym as well as introduce you to workouts and regimens vital for achieving your fitness goals. The facility is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and has around-the-clock security to ensure no vampires may improve their endurance on the wide variety of cardio and resistance equipment or make their skin less pale in the private tanning beds. Equipped with individual televisions, the cardio machines have a no-time-limit policy, making the treadmill the perfect place to set up a home office. Personal showers and a palpable absence of sweaty ghosts in the locker rooms make the dénouement of an Anytime Fitness workout as pleasant as the climax. After your 30 days are up, if you decide to join the gym, Anytime Fitness will waive the $99 enrollment fee.



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